Occasionally, ideas come to me that I would like to talk about, but until the advent of the blog I did not have the forum to express them effectively. But now I can. This is one of those times. May I present to you, Charitable Events I believe should exist, but probably don't. I can't be bothered to actually research any of them.
The Arthritis walk
Home run contest to support Lou Gehrig's disease.
Spelling Bee for Dyslexia
Dodgeball benefit for Landmine survivors
Kickboxing for quadruple amputees
Hockey for the frostbitten
MADD Drinking contests
ASPCA Cockfighting
Pie Eating contest to support sufferers of Bulimia
Mountain Climbing towards a cure for Acrophobia
Biathlon for bipolar disorder
Cheerleading for low self-esteem
And finally
Horse Racing for the cure for beastiality.
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There is an Arthritis Walk from the Arthritis Foundation
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